I'm going to swallow my vomit and hope for a win this week

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I'm going to swallow my vomit and hope for a win this week

Post by CKSteeler » Fri Dec 26, 2025 8:01 am

Not because I've changed my opinion on the ultimate fate of this team or Mike Tomlin's coaching acumen, but because the thought of Myles Garrett setting the sack record against the Steelers and getting a win is far more repulsive to me.

Watt needs to pull the catheter out of his vag and have a statement game or he will forever be remembered as the pass rusher who was second fiddle to the guy who swung his helmet at Mason Rudolph in a fit of rage and then proceeded to accuse him of racism like a coward.

Naturally since I'm actually hoping for success this week, Mike Tomlin will do what Mike Tomlin does best. Piss in my face with the classic vacant bug-eyed thousand yard stare of his as his defense makes Shedeur look like Joe Montania. Or [insert name of the various scrub QB's who have embarrassed Mediocre Mike over the years here].



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Post by langer » Fri Dec 26, 2025 10:02 am

He just needs a half a sack, whatever the hell that is.

Imagine Rodgers gets hurt, then Rudy comes in, then this loudmouth idiot gets the record slamming Rudy to the ground and calling him a racist?

Imagine how great that will be for the NFL.
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Post by Jizz Mop » Fri Dec 26, 2025 3:58 pm

langer wrote:
Fri Dec 26, 2025 10:02 am
He just needs a half a sack, whatever the hell that is.

Imagine Rodgers gets hurt, then Rudy comes in, then this loudmouth idiot gets the record slamming Rudy to the ground and calling him a racist?

Imagine how great that will be for the NFL.
Impossible. The “End Racism” lettering in NFL endzones have pretty much ended racism.

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Post by langer » Fri Dec 26, 2025 4:18 pm

Jizz Mop wrote:
Fri Dec 26, 2025 3:58 pm
langer wrote:
Fri Dec 26, 2025 10:02 am
He just needs a half a sack, whatever the hell that is.

Imagine Rodgers gets hurt, then Rudy comes in, then this loudmouth idiot gets the record slamming Rudy to the ground and calling him a racist?

Imagine how great that will be for the NFL.
Impossible. The “End Racism” lettering in NFL endzones have pretty much ended racism.


Sorry, forgot they have a five year contract for that lettering that they need to fulfill or get penalized by Rev Al Sharpton.
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Post by 955876 » Fri Dec 26, 2025 4:37 pm

I despise Jussie Smollett Garrett. However, I hope he does get the sack record and does so while Watt’s overpaid and underperforming ass watches from the sidelines in street clothes.

Watt has laid an egg this year. And I’ve deserves criticism for being a big damn baby that needed his contract redone just so he could be ahead of Garrett in terms of their W-2.

Now he will forever sit behind Garrett where it matters most.

No way in hell Watt gets past 20 sacks in a season again.
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Post by DumlinBumlinStumlin » Fri Dec 26, 2025 4:49 pm

back on that Josh Allen foot injury, expected to play but a foot sprain (not going to lie) could sink Buffalo
Bills HC Sean McDermott said Josh Allen (foot) is trending toward playing in Week 17 against the Eagles.
Allen has been dealing with a foot injury he suffered in Week 16’s win over the Browns, but this doesn’t seem like anything too serious. Allen did not miss a play after going down last week, and he has been limited in both practices this week. At this point, it would be a surprise if Allen didn’t start in Week 17 against the Eagles.
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Post by Deebo » Fri Dec 26, 2025 8:07 pm

Jizz Mop wrote:
Fri Dec 26, 2025 3:58 pm
langer wrote:
Fri Dec 26, 2025 10:02 am
He just needs a half a sack, whatever the hell that is.

Imagine Rodgers gets hurt, then Rudy comes in, then this loudmouth idiot gets the record slamming Rudy to the ground and calling him a racist?

Imagine how great that will be for the NFL.
Impossible. The “End Racism” lettering in NFL endzones have pretty much ended racism.
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Post by langer » Fri Dec 26, 2025 8:10 pm

What if on the last play Garrett gets a sack of Rudy, then rips his helmet off and smashes him on the melon again.

That would be awesome. Last play of the game, what will happen. THE DRAMA OF IT ALL. I CAN FEEL THE EWECTWICITY.
"I'm institutionalized, man," he joked. "I gotta have it. I just love the challenges week in and week out that this job provides: the growth in it, the collective growth, the individual growth."

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