A prayer: Lamar Jackson please have the game of your life

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A prayer: Lamar Jackson please have the game of your life

Post by tbsteel » Sun Jan 04, 2026 2:29 pm

He has been sooo due for a huge breakout game against the Steelers.

I'm thinking back to one of our games last year where his WRs were dropping passes all over the field. It literally felt like they had 10 drops and were actively trying to lose the game for him. And for other games, he's clearly been shackled by the mindfuckery that befalls Harbaugh when playing the Steelers where he treats us like some fearsome foe and plays so scared and right into the template for a close game.

Be healthy, Lamar. Be confident, strong, and decisive.

Please God have him have the game of his life tonight. A tour-de-force performance where by halftime even the most helplessly delusional Steeler fans realize it's over and waddle their way out of the stadium.

The worst thing that can happen is for this team to sneak into the playoffs or God forbid eek out some meager playoff win in a sloppy turnover filled game before getting annihilated in the Divisional. That would set back this team for at least a few more years, at least.

A 42-3 beatdown at home in primetime could be the very thing that sets the wheels of change in motion for Tomlin to step aside to "reevaluate" or whatever other horseshit he wants to use. I would gladly eat a fully sized horse turd if it meant we'd lose by 30 tonight. I would put lipstick on it first and then have a middle school make out session prior to devouring it and gulping it down with glee.

I fully expect the Steelers to eek out some shitfest win tonight. Prove you're real, God. Show your divine power and strike the Steelers down. Put this rabid dog of a franchise to sleep so that maybe we can all awake healed and renewed. Amen.


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Post by Havoc » Sun Jan 04, 2026 2:36 pm

A 42-3 beatdown at home in primetime
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Post by stairway 2 seven » Sun Jan 04, 2026 3:15 pm

tbsteel wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 2:29 pm
He has been sooo due for a huge breakout game against the Steelers.

I'm thinking back to one of our games last year where his WRs were dropping passes all over the field. It literally felt like they had 10 drops and were actively trying to lose the game for him. And for other games, he's clearly been shackled by the mindfuckery that befalls Harbaugh when playing the Steelers where he treats us like some fearsome foe and plays so scared and right into the template for a close game.

Be healthy, Lamar. Be confident, strong, and decisive.

Please God have him have the game of his life tonight. A tour-de-force performance where by halftime even the most helplessly delusional Steeler fans realize it's over and waddle their way out of the stadium.

The worst thing that can happen is for this team to sneak into the playoffs or God forbid eek out some meager playoff win in a sloppy turnover filled game before getting annihilated in the Divisional. That would set back this team for at least a few more years, at least.

A 42-3 beatdown at home in primetime could be the very thing that sets the wheels of change in motion for Tomlin to step aside to "reevaluate" or whatever other horseshit he wants to use. I would gladly eat a fully sized horse turd if it meant we'd lose by 30 tonight. I would put lipstick on it first and then have a middle school make out session prior to devouring it and gulping it down with glee.

I fully expect the Steelers to eek out some shitfest win tonight. Prove you're real, God. Show your divine power and strike the Steelers down. Put this rabid dog of a franchise to sleep so that maybe we can all awake healed and renewed. Amen.
I know your serious but this made me lol this morning. Thanks.

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Post by CKSteeler » Sun Jan 04, 2026 3:18 pm

Pray to Derek Henry. Lamar is going to fumble at least twice and has at least one boneheaded throw in him tonight guaranteed.

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Post by tbsteel » Sun Jan 04, 2026 3:55 pm

stairway 2 seven wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 3:15 pm
tbsteel wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 2:29 pm
He has been sooo due for a huge breakout game against the Steelers.

I'm thinking back to one of our games last year where his WRs were dropping passes all over the field. It literally felt like they had 10 drops and were actively trying to lose the game for him. And for other games, he's clearly been shackled by the mindfuckery that befalls Harbaugh when playing the Steelers where he treats us like some fearsome foe and plays so scared and right into the template for a close game.

Be healthy, Lamar. Be confident, strong, and decisive.

Please God have him have the game of his life tonight. A tour-de-force performance where by halftime even the most helplessly delusional Steeler fans realize it's over and waddle their way out of the stadium.

The worst thing that can happen is for this team to sneak into the playoffs or God forbid eek out some meager playoff win in a sloppy turnover filled game before getting annihilated in the Divisional. That would set back this team for at least a few more years, at least.

A 42-3 beatdown at home in primetime could be the very thing that sets the wheels of change in motion for Tomlin to step aside to "reevaluate" or whatever other horseshit he wants to use. I would gladly eat a fully sized horse turd if it meant we'd lose by 30 tonight. I would put lipstick on it first and then have a middle school make out session prior to devouring it and gulping it down with glee.

I fully expect the Steelers to eek out some shitfest win tonight. Prove you're real, God. Show your divine power and strike the Steelers down. Put this rabid dog of a franchise to sleep so that maybe we can all awake healed and renewed. Amen.
I know your serious but this made me lol this morning. Thanks.
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Post by Steeldrama » Sun Jan 04, 2026 3:55 pm

I look forward to another rendition of TWatt jumping on Lamar’s back like a lion on a gazelle while Derrick Henry runs right by him for multiple 50 yd touchdown runs
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Post by langer » Sun Jan 04, 2026 6:50 pm

Lord Jesus, please help us in these dire times with the bounty of a horrible embarrassing and pathetic loss to the Ravens. We humbly thank you for Coach Cowher, The Emperor and Mean Joe Greene. Terry Bradshaw too. We have the scourge of Coach Mike Tomlin causing grief and sorrow throughout western PA and other places across the country where Steeler fans have relocated. We accept this and embrace it but we would also like to be rid of it, if you will Jesus.

We pledge to create t-shirts with THANK YOU JESUS on them and sell them in the Strip were we fortunate enough to FIRE TOMLIN. We will sell them right out front of Kiya Tomlin's t-shirt shack. All proceeds will go to the Diocese of Pittsburgh.

Thank you Jesus.
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Post by Steelperch » Sun Jan 04, 2026 6:54 pm

A 42-3 loss would just prove that Tomlin needs more time to rebuild than previously thought. He’s getting a 3 year extension instead of just 2 years. -Art 2

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Post by 955876 » Sun Jan 04, 2026 7:14 pm

Steeldrama wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 3:55 pm
I look forward to another rendition of TWatt jumping on Lamar’s back like a lion on a gazelle while Derrick Henry runs right by him for multiple 50 yd touchdown runs
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Post by Steelperch » Sun Jan 04, 2026 9:02 pm

I won’t be rooting for the Ravens, but not caring if the Steelers win or not makes the game much more enjoyable.
Win and take the division, sounds nice. Lose and get closer to gettIng Tomlin out of here, even better.

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Post by Stlcrtn1974 » Sun Jan 04, 2026 9:04 pm

They aren't going to lose tonight. Tomlin knows the boos will be worse then it was against Buffalo. He will have them ready tonight. The blowout comes next week.

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Post by W&M_Steeler » Sun Jan 04, 2026 9:08 pm

Stlcrtn1974 wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 9:04 pm
They aren't going to lose tonight. Tomlin knows the boos will be worse then it was against Buffalo. He will have them ready tonight. The blowout comes next week.
That's my thought too. I hope we're wrong, but I have the feeling Lamar will have another bad game against the Steelers.

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Post by Steelafan77 » Sun Jan 04, 2026 10:41 pm

Steelers win means the Texans come to Pittsburgh for their first ever post season meeting.

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Post by Steelperch » Sun Jan 04, 2026 10:48 pm

Steelafan77 wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 10:41 pm
Steelers win means the Texans come to Pittsburgh for their first ever post season meeting.
Texans win that 33-13. Complete coaching mismatch

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