Do you think when Tomlin met Rodgers one-on-one that Satan was also present?

[tbsteel]

My premise is that when Rodgers and Tomlin were sitting down one-on-one for really the first time to talk about him coming to Pittsburgh, that Satan himself was also present in the room and actively taking part in the talks for securing the deal.

Satan's like "C'mon Mike, you're my favorite coach in the league. You know I'm always gonna be looking for ways to hook you up -- same as always! Plan is simple, Aaron: if you sign with Pittsburgh, I'll make your arm feel 10 years younger, ensure you win the division, and actually--and you'll absolutely love this part, Mike--I will guarantee you'll win a playoff game! Now, I can't make any guarantees past that; you'd be on your own. But I think it's a hell of a deal."

And Rodgers is like, "So Satan, I just want to make sure that we will still have our free souls after we do this deal, right?" "Of course, of course, Aaron" as Satan takes a moment to scratch his enormous nuts, digging in deeply. "You know I've been your and Mike's biggest fan, right? You guys are golden."

And wallah! Here we are ladies and gentlemen. The proof is obvious, more so now than ever. Satan lives! Hell is real! And Satan is best buddies with Coach Mike Tomlin. Yeah, can you believe it? It's fucking wild. Like how does that even work? And what the fuck would they be talking about all the time? I just can't wrap my mind around it.

And hey, if Satan is always in Mike's corner nudging him along, who knows, maybe he can help out even more for a deep playoff run.

Your honor, I rest my case.

This is all because of the that perpetual asshole Satan.

[Flanker]

If they met 1 on 1 a third party wouldn’t be present.

[langer]

I thought Satan stayed away from purgatory.

[stairway 2 seven]

Tomlin signed a 20 year contract with Satan with a huge signing bonus