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These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 1:58 am
by SteelerDayTrader
Much less a bastard fucking Super Bowl

It will be the ABSOLUTE END of EVER trying to convince and/or advocate for better football in Pittsburgh

Swissvale 72 types and Rooney clan trolls will NEVER quit reminding people Rooneyball nonsense won something significant once


Fuck this team for pulling this bullshit after forcing me to quit being religious in my devotion and TV watching fuck every last one of these dumb fucking useless fucks. Fuck the whole damn organization




Except The Outlier


Rock on wit your bad self 0



I always knew you were a mismatch

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 2:06 am
by CKSteeler
If they win a Super Bowl I'll never advocate to fire Tomlin or criticize them again. It would in fact to a large degree validate the very decisions I've criticized.

I'll eat my Make The Steelers Great Again hat and lick the Cheeto dust off STD's cum-stained fingers if that happens.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 2:44 am
by Texas Black & Gold
Let's first take care of NHALS
Then fend off the Rats
A home playoff game and victory will come eventually.

Here We Go Steelers

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:05 am
by franco32
LMAO at winning the Super Bowl. That's like saying Tulane is going to win the National Championship.

Could they luck into a playoff win? Sure. But that will be devastating to our future. More T. Austin. More Arthur Smith. More old teams. More jumbo sets.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:41 am
by Steelafan77
This thread :lol:

Just a little overly dramatic about it?

*Here*

We would be ecstatic to win a playoff game and especially a Super Bowl.

Can you imagine the ball washing that would take place?

Especially with the motley crew of subpar coaches and old washed players?

He’d be the g.o.a.t. surpassing coach, Earl "Curly" Lambeau as the most respected recognized NFL coach of all time.

Fraudlin then could go out on top riding off into the sunset to the nearest overly compensated both gig some dumb network will pay.

See how being overly dramatic works the other way too? /sarca

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Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 4:42 am
by CKSteeler
franco32 wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:05 am
LMAO at winning the Super Bowl. That's like saying Tulane is going to win the National Championship.

Could they luck into a playoff win? Sure. But that will be devastating to our future. More T. Austin. More Arthur Smith. More old teams. More jumbo sets.
I mean, I'd actually trade 10 years of mediocrity (or worse) for a Super Bowl. It's not happening, but I find this argument strange.

Super Bowls are hard and rare. Yea, it reinforces the things we perceive to be wrong with the team and coaching, but if they actually did it? It kind of invalidates those criticisms to a large extent.

This whole thread is blatantly irrational.

But again...the criticisms I and many others have of the Tomlin regime means that we fundamentally don't believe Tomlin CAN do it let alone that he will.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:25 pm
by anpsteel
For this team to win a playoff game, much less a super bowl, with this coaching staff, would require a wholesale change in philosophy from the head dipshit


I'm convinced his "we do what we do" strategy is a reflection of two things

1. He's not creative enough or skilled enough as a coach, to design and implement unique game plans tailored to attack individual opponent's weaknesses.
As evidence:
Recall the top secret 2 point plays he held on to for an entire season, because he didn't want to give future opponents any insight, even when the team needed goal line and short yardage plays.

He almost always has the team come out in the standard run run pass structure, and only makes offensive adjustments at half time. Even then, the adjustments are, in general, minor and not frequent.

And/Or

2. This allows the chief dunce to spend less time and effort.

Tomlin's strength as a coach is his relationship with the players, who do generally seem to like and respect him. I think we all recognize this.
His weakness is a seeming unwillingness to spend the time or energy in designing and implementing an actual game plan.

How many players have left the team, and called out this staff for their remedial methods and system..

I suspect- this is a function of willingness, and not ability. I don't think Tomlin is dumb. In fact, I think his game day strategy is likely what he would refer to as: "Work smarter, not harder" I'm fairly convinced, he thinks that by rolling out his dumb shit, game after game, and letting the opponent go through the time and effort at making changes, allows him freedom and flexibility. That this is his version of "work smarter"


Anyway- for this team to win a playoff game and definitely a super bowl, would require Tomlin to drop this methodology, and actually create an attacking game plan, unique to the opponent.

Barring that, we'll see the standard boat racing- because every opponent knows exactly how this team will line up in the first half.

But not to worry, Tomlin still has those top secret 2 point plays in his pocket.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 5:30 pm
by 955876
This thread :lol:

Just a little overly dramatic about it?
Consider the OP.

Rational thought void of extreme emotion is not their strong suit.

The offseason and 58 various mock drafts is where they/them really shines.

Be patient. That cream will rise to the top.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 6:05 pm
by Deebo
I have a better chance of a scoring 3 some with Scarlett Johanson and Arianna Grande than a Tomlin team winning a SB

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 7:07 pm
by 955876
Deebo wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 6:05 pm
I have a better chance of a scoring 3 some with Scarlett Johanson and Arianna Grande than a Tomlin team winning a SB
Scarlett Jo yes. But Arianna Grande? Have you seen her lately?

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:15 pm
by Deebo
955876 wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 7:07 pm
Deebo wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 6:05 pm
I have a better chance of a scoring 3 some with Scarlett Johanson and Arianna Grande than a Tomlin team winning a SB
Scarlett Jo yes. But Arianna Grande? Have you seen her lately?
Just let me have my thing, ok? :lol: :lol:

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 11:12 pm
by K_C_
They win a Super Bowl and I would literally blow Tomlin.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 5:50 am
by CKSteeler
K_C_ wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 11:12 pm
They win a Super Bowl and I would literally blow Tomlin.
I'll fondle the ballsack while you do it.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 8:21 pm
by W&M_Steeler
Winning a Super Bowl would make me forgive Tomlin for the past decade. But I think there's no chance of that happening.

The worst outcome would be if the Steelers win some fluky Wild Card game by the skin of their teeth, only to get embarrassed in the Divisional round. The lack of playoff wins is what is bringing attention to Tomlin's failures and is helping put pressure on him I think. A meaningless Wild Card win would reset the public conversation and probably get him extended.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 8:29 pm
by swissvale72
W&M_Steeler wrote:
Fri Dec 19, 2025 8:21 pm
Winning a Super Bowl would make me forgive Tomlin for the past decade. But I think there's no chance of that happening.

The worst outcome would be if the Steelers win some fluky Wild Card game by the skin of their teeth, only to get embarrassed in the Divisional round. The lack of playoff wins is what is bringing attention to Tomlin's failures and is helping put pressure on him I think. A meaningless Wild Card win would reset the public conversation and probably get him extended.
He's getting extended regardless, so root to win.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 9:28 pm
by Hacksaw
It annoys me when people dont spell it "Smiff"

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2025 9:47 pm
by swissvale72
Hacksaw wrote:
Fri Dec 19, 2025 9:28 pm
It annoys me when people dont spell it "Smiff"
Yes....like Norf

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 2:13 am
by Thrillsseeker
swissvale72 wrote:
Fri Dec 19, 2025 8:29 pm
W&M_Steeler wrote:
Fri Dec 19, 2025 8:21 pm
Winning a Super Bowl would make me forgive Tomlin for the past decade. But I think there's no chance of that happening.

The worst outcome would be if the Steelers win some fluky Wild Card game by the skin of their teeth, only to get embarrassed in the Divisional round. The lack of playoff wins is what is bringing attention to Tomlin's failures and is helping put pressure on him I think. A meaningless Wild Card win would reset the public conversation and probably get him extended.
He's getting extended regardless, so root to win.
Reverse juju or you still thinking he gets extended Swiss?

I stated preseason timeframe I thought Tomlin would be done this year. Then I realized I misunderstood his contract. Two more years but I really think if we crash and burn he’s done this year. I can’t actively root for losses but if we lose I just try and find it as a positive that it should help sway the needle to Fraudlin fucking off to anywhere but here. My Homer glasses want to believe this sliver of hope we could win the SB. It’s not impossible. I do also think it’s absurd and no fucking way it happens.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 2:52 am
by swissvale72
Thrillsseeker wrote:
Sat Dec 20, 2025 2:13 am
swissvale72 wrote:
Fri Dec 19, 2025 8:29 pm
W&M_Steeler wrote:
Fri Dec 19, 2025 8:21 pm
Winning a Super Bowl would make me forgive Tomlin for the past decade. But I think there's no chance of that happening.

The worst outcome would be if the Steelers win some fluky Wild Card game by the skin of their teeth, only to get embarrassed in the Divisional round. The lack of playoff wins is what is bringing attention to Tomlin's failures and is helping put pressure on him I think. A meaningless Wild Card win would reset the public conversation and probably get him extended.
He's getting extended regardless, so root to win.
Reverse juju or you still thinking he gets extended Swiss?

I stated preseason timeframe I thought Tomlin would be done this year. Then I realized I misunderstood his contract. Two more years but I really think if we crash and burn he’s done this year. I can’t actively root for losses but if we lose I just try and find it as a positive that it should help sway the needle to Fraudlin fucking off to anywhere but here. My Homer glasses want to believe this sliver of hope we could win the SB. It’s not impossible. I do also think it’s absurd and no fucking way it happens.
I think he 💯 gets extended, and I harbor no Super Bowl fantasies. Just want to see my team play as deep into January as possible.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 4:37 am
by 955876
I think he 💯 gets extended
Just threw up in my mouth.

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:23 am
by swissvale72
955876 wrote:
Sat Dec 20, 2025 4:37 am
I think he 💯 gets extended
Just threw up in my mouth.
You think he won't?

Re: These motherfuckers better fucking not win a son of a bitch playoff game

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 1:20 pm
by RealSwiss
Demeco Ryans won a playoff game in his first season as a head coach. It would be interesting to see him and Tomlin match up. :|