Ok we win the Norf, rank our chances in a home playoff game vs the possible opp’s

A place to talk Steelers football and what else is going on around the NFL
Jizz Mop
Posts: 8780
Joined: Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:44 pm

Ok we win the Norf, rank our chances in a home playoff game vs the possible opp’s

Post by Jizz Mop » Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:11 pm

We could host:

Chargers

Bills

Texans

Of those 3, I only see the Chargers as a possible win. You know…..those pesky playoff wins….last seen around these parts on Jan of 2017. One would think a first ballot HOF coach wouldn’t have such a Marvin Lewis-like void but what do I know.

Bills would demolish us, Texans are just solid and I think underrated as an AFC “power.” They’d also kick our asses but prob not as badly.

Chargers? Maybe. I could see it. Us healthy, winning TO battle and playing classic “play not to lose” Tomlin football.

What say you Fury? Can you see us jizzing all over any of those teams?

The Mop



CzechSteeler
Posts: 1626
Joined: Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:01 pm

Post by CzechSteeler » Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:42 pm

Jizz Mop wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:11 pm
We could host:

Chargers

Bills

Texans

Of those 3, I only see the Chargers as a possible win.
Chargers? Maybe. I could see it. Us healthy, winning TO battle and playing classic “play not to lose” Tomlin football.

What say you Fury? Can you see us jizzing all over any of those teams?

The Mop

Not jizzing, but I agree. Close win against Chargers with a help of Boz´s leg.. yes.
Bills? 3 weeks ago they spanked us. At home.
Texans - probably not an anal rape, but still walk in a park for them. Our O vs their D - you don´t wanna see that as Steelers´ fan.

User avatar
955876
Posts: 7053
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:24 pm

Post by 955876 » Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:43 pm

Which team has the best chance of putting up 40+ on Jibba’s most expensive defense in the history of football??

Jizz Mop
Posts: 8780
Joined: Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:44 pm

Post by Jizz Mop » Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:53 pm

955876 wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:43 pm
Which team has the best chance of putting up 40+ on Jibba’s most expensive defense in the history of football??
Bills

swissvale72
Posts: 2961
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:43 am

Post by swissvale72 » Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:57 pm

I I think Steelers would have a legit shot against Chargers at home.

Against the others, I would fantasize myself into believing. And I actually think a fantasy worth to come true it'll be more likely against the bills than against the Texans, which right now are fucking scary.

User avatar
anpsteel
Posts: 3722
Joined: Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:47 pm

Post by anpsteel » Thu Dec 18, 2025 9:04 pm

In order of possible victory

Chargers- Harbaugh likes to run a fairly conservative game plan, which fits into dopey they owl's general philosophy

Bills- The Bills could easily boat race this team, or take them too lightly, due to the ass whipping from a few weeks ago. The Steelers seemed completely disinterested in playing that game, so maybe a play off game goes a little better. Plus Josh Allen has been turning the ball over more than normal, this season.

Texans- this is a schematic mismatch. The Texans strengths and tendencies are the areas the Steelers struggle.

That being said, the Colts typically are a schematic mismatch for this team as well, and the Steelers managed to stop them- albeit with a bunch of turnovers.

Anywho- I stand by my general belief that barring Tomlin changing his tune, we'll see the standard ass kicking, should they manage to get in the playoffs.

User avatar
Steelperch
Posts: 10241
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:25 am

Post by Steelperch » Fri Dec 19, 2025 12:27 am

Is Tomlin still the coach? Are we running his defense? Put me down for 0.0% chance and that may be too high.

User avatar
DumlinBumlinStumlin
Posts: 1824
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2023 2:36 pm

Post by DumlinBumlinStumlin » Fri Dec 19, 2025 12:47 am

Image

Image
Tomlin PC 1/11/25 -“Don't blink. If you're a blinker cut your eyelids off"

Image Image

User avatar
lifelongsteel
Posts: 3582
Joined: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:56 pm

Post by lifelongsteel » Fri Dec 19, 2025 10:02 pm

In order of preference:

1) Texans. Steelers have been falling behind big early in the playoffs. A Texans-Steelers game is likely a dogfight. a 16-13 type of affair. I prefer the Steelers chances in this type of game. 60/40 Steelers

2) Pats. If they somehow end up losing the division to the Bills. Vrabel a great coach. But they are still young. And they seem to share the Steelers poor 2nd half performances. 50/50 game

3) Chargers. Something about this team. I think their D can shut down the Steelers, and Herbert will make the Josh Allen type plays on 3rd down. 60/40 Chargers

4) Bills. Hard to beat a team the 2nd time, especially when you put a chip on their collective shoulder. But Allen just makes so many plays. 75/25 Bills

Post Reply Previous topicNext topic