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Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 1:44 am
by TimmayLake
My prediction: Ravens 45 - Steelers 13

Tomlin is not fired.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 1:51 am
by Orangesteel
36-13 Ravens

Wilson has been found out. They will disguise coverages and confuse him. Expect 5-7 sacks.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:05 am
by StillerDownSouth
Ravens open as a 9 point favorite, the series history would tell a better to load up on Pitt, but recent history tells a different story.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:12 am
by TimmayLake
StillerDownSouth wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:05 am
Ravens open as a 9 point favorite, the series history would tell a better to load up on Pitt, but recent history tells a different story.
Its literally the best offense in the NFL against the worst.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:18 am
by Obviously
Ravens 20
Steelers 16

Lamar sucks in the playoffs. Not enough to be defeated by Tomlin suck, though.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:20 am
by tbsteel
Literally praying for 52-3. I hope Harbaugh rubs it in with some trick plays that make us look like the clowns we are.

For an official prediction, I will go:

Steelers - 20
Ravens - 35

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:23 am
by Orangesteel
Odd that’s we hand it off to Najee twice on the first set of downs? Up the gut?

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:24 am
by DumlinBumlinStumlin
Ravens 29 Stool Softeners 16

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:14 pm
by cop1211
Baltimore 27

Steelers 17

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:32 pm
by stairway 2 seven
Ravens 27
Steelers 10

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:39 pm
by gojira5150
Jibba -12

Ratbirds - 38

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:42 pm
by K_C_
If Pickens shows up.....

Steelers 27
Ravens 24

If Pickens continues to half ass his way through games.....

Ravens 31
Steelers 13

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:43 pm
by Gonzo
its going be cold and maybe snow
you can bet your house the Steelers are going to try and squat on this game and waste time
but, I dont think harbaugh will be so dumb as to restict lamar running and fall into the steelers slow roll trap again

Ravens 24
Steelers 13

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:48 pm
by bradshaw2ben
tbsteel wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:20 am
Literally praying for 52-3. I hope Harbaugh rubs it in with some trick plays that make us look like the clowns we are.
I like that you added the "just kick a FG so we're no shut out" level of embarrassment.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:53 pm
by tbsteel
bradshaw2ben wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:48 pm
tbsteel wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:20 am
Literally praying for 52-3. I hope Harbaugh rubs it in with some trick plays that make us look like the clowns we are.
I like that you added the "just kick a FG so we're no shut out" level of embarrassment.

:lol:

Nothing would be better than down like 24-0 late in the second with the ball, some classic Tomlin-esque time management and super conservative playcalling where it's clear they're only playing for a field goal, and then Boz nailing some 58 yarder to get us some serious momentum going into the half.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:57 pm
by LakecrestSteeler
Men of Cesium - 13
Sparrows - 34

Press lets loose! Tomlin resigns due to the ungrateful bastards in Pittsburgh. “They don’t deserve my services” and he walks off into the sunset!

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 5:01 pm
by DumlinBumlinStumlin
Gonna be a wipeout

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 5:02 pm
by rooneytunes
I'll be the first

Steelers 23
Ravens 21

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 7:30 pm
by Charles Demarr
Ravens 31 Steelers 13

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 8:19 pm
by ol skool
I’m just mad that the biggest alternate spread I can get on FanDuel is Ravens -35.5 at +2000.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 8:22 pm
by Texas Black & Gold
Steelers 20
Rats 17

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 8:39 pm
by SteelerDayTrader
tbsteel wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:53 pm
bradshaw2ben wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:48 pm
tbsteel wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:20 am
Literally praying for 52-3. I hope Harbaugh rubs it in with some trick plays that make us look like the clowns we are.
I like that you added the "just kick a FG so we're no shut out" level of embarrassment.

:lol:

Nothing would be better than down like 24-0 late in the second with the ball, some classic Tomlin-esque time management and super conservative playcalling where it's clear they're only playing for a field goal, and then Boz nailing some 58 yarder to get us some serious momentum going into the half.
I’d be great if was like a 69 yd record breaking kick too lol

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 9:28 pm
by beerbrother
Tomlin pulls a stinky shit stained rabbit out his ass and wins the rematch against a division rival.

Steelers get help with a few lucky calls/non-calls and fortuitous bounces of the ball. The football pundits will again praise MT for turning the team around.

Steelers = 22
Ravens = 20

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 9:32 pm
by Deebo

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 10:05 pm
by 955876
Boz breaks the record for longest FG made in NFL history early in the second half.

Then, with time expiring and the Steelers miraculously clinging to a 1 point lead, Jibbs decides to go for it on 4th and 1 instead of allowing Boz to attempt a 45 yarder.

Coradelle Patterson gets stuffed for a 3 yard loss on a toss sweep that fails miserably. It was his first and only carry of the game.

Two quick plays later Baltimore is in FG range and kicks the game winner as the clock runs out.

At the post game presser, Jibba Jabber pounds the podium that if we can’t get a yard we don’t deserve to win then thumps his chest as he spews how he wasn’t living in his fears.

Meanwhile, Dunce is busy tearing up the extension he just gave Jibbs while drawing up a new 10 year extension. He’s just tickled pink we got to participate in the crapshoot that is the NFL post-season.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 10:20 pm
by CKSteeler
Obviously wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:18 am
Ravens 20
Steelers 16

Lamar sucks in the playoffs. Not enough to be defeated by Tomlin suck, though.
I fully expect Lamar to give the Steelers some gifts, but I also expect complete offensive futility from the Steelers. So something like 19 or 23 to 6.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 10:49 pm
by Steelperch
tbsteel wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2025 2:20 am
Literally praying for 52-3. I hope Harbaugh rubs it in with some trick plays that make us look like the clowns we are.
If we’re gonna lose, which we are, I want it to be in the most embarrassing fashion possible. Tomlin’s defense needs embarrassed again badly in a playoff game.

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 10:51 pm
by Steelperch
Ravens win 36-13. I hope it’s worse

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 11:04 pm
by swissvale72
Steelers-20
Ravens-17

GP lights it up, catches winning TD in final minute

Re: Wildcard prediction thread: Steelers vs Ravens

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2025 11:21 pm
by Quixotic
28-9 Ratbirds.

Nobody is surprised. Nobody cares. Tomlin gets a bonus and an extension. Yay.