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Post by StillerInCT » Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:39 am



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Post by Kodiak. » Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:03 am

Holy crap....And, yes, I'll admit it took me a couple of minutes to put it all together.

That might be far too clever for AB. Just sayin'.
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Post by Professor Half Wit » Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:10 pm

LULZ

WTF
“Being a fan is fine, but there is a line you can cross that makes it really unhealthy,” said Ken Yeager, PhD, a mental health expert in the department of psychiatry at The Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center.

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Post by Kodiak. » Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:57 pm

No one is laughing at this harder than Benjamin Roethlisberger
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Post by StillerInCT » Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:20 pm

Kodiak. wrote:
Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:03 am
Holy crap....And, yes, I'll admit it took me a couple of minutes to put it all together.

That might be far too clever for AB. Just sayin'.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Almost 0% chance he came up with that on his own.
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Post by langer » Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:13 pm

He could come up with it if he boinked her.

Maybe that’s why Tommy is so mad
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Post by DP39 » Fri Oct 28, 2022 4:34 pm

langer wrote:
Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:13 pm
He could come up with it if he boinked her.

Maybe that’s why Tommy is so mad
'U mad bro?' :lol:

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Post by anpsteel » Fri Oct 28, 2022 5:46 pm

What tool

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Post by Stallworth16 » Fri Oct 28, 2022 6:02 pm

AB apparently also blocked Hines Ward being hired as the Steelers WR Coach in 2013.

https://www.steelernation.com/steelers- ... -wr-coach/

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Post by StillerInCT » Fri Oct 28, 2022 8:39 pm

Stallworth16 wrote:
Fri Oct 28, 2022 6:02 pm
AB apparently also blocked Hines Ward being hired as the Steelers WR Coach in 2013.

https://www.steelernation.com/steelers- ... -wr-coach/
Seemed like an opportunity to reign him early was missed here. He was just allowed to play by his own rules after 3 years in the league. If only there was a person on the coaching staff responsible for putting his foot down and getting people in line.
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Post by Kodiak. » Fri Oct 28, 2022 8:53 pm

Stallworth16 wrote:
Fri Oct 28, 2022 6:02 pm
AB apparently also blocked Hines Ward being hired as the Steelers WR Coach in 2013.

https://www.steelernation.com/steelers- ... -wr-coach/
Unless MAYBE you're a HOF QB, you should never dictate who is hired as coach or not.

And last I checked, AB never played QB.
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Post by JackLambert58 » Sat Oct 29, 2022 2:50 am

The clown 🤡 show continues.
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Post by Thrillsseeker » Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:54 pm

StillerInCT wrote:
Fri Oct 28, 2022 8:39 pm
Stallworth16 wrote:
Fri Oct 28, 2022 6:02 pm
AB apparently also blocked Hines Ward being hired as the Steelers WR Coach in 2013.

https://www.steelernation.com/steelers- ... -wr-coach/
Seemed like an opportunity to reign him early was missed here. He was just allowed to play by his own rules after 3 years in the league. If only there was a person on the coaching staff responsible for putting his foot down and getting people in line.
Coach Dumblin the fraud.

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Sat Oct 29, 2022 3:41 pm

If AB boinked Giselle in the back of the black and gold Rolls Royce phantom, that would almost make up for all the times Brady humiliated the Steelers.

Not believing it tho...she has to be aware of his delicate and unstable mental condition.
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Post by Professor Half Wit » Sat Oct 29, 2022 5:44 pm

I’d wear that shirt.

:lol:
“Being a fan is fine, but there is a line you can cross that makes it really unhealthy,” said Ken Yeager, PhD, a mental health expert in the department of psychiatry at The Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center.

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Post by LakecrestSteeler » Sat Oct 29, 2022 7:52 pm

Here he is getting asked about the shirt:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddj8eqFFE-I

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Post by Burghboy » Sat Oct 29, 2022 11:40 pm

LakecrestSteeler wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 7:52 pm
Here he is getting asked about the shirt:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddj8eqFFE-I
I watched the entire interview it's kind of fascinating to see in long form how his mind works. I'm not sure if I should laugh at or feel sorry for the guy. His brain just does not function how it's supposed to.

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Post by RemoAZ » Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:32 am

He's just a bad dude that seems to always be high these days. I don't think he cares about anyone anymore.
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Post by fractalsteel » Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:57 am

When the AB story is made for short Doc, TV movie or straight to VHS, Wesley Snipes should portray him.

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Post by Dan Smith--BYU » Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:59 am

Wesley Snipes would be perfect. I see trouble with the IRS in ABs future.
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