The Rats will play Lamar Jackson vs. Us

[TemporaryDuck]

No way the Rats will just let us win week 17. No way they will "take it easy" on their starters vs. us. If you think they will, you haven't been paying attention for the last 20 or so years. They will play with reckless abandon to beat us IF we beat the Jets this week.

They know we are the only ones that can beat them in the post season. They will do everything possible to snuff us out. All superstitions need to go into full 100% effect for the next 2 weeks. No one let up. Your friend has to sit in "his" chair. You must place the towel EXACTLY as you know it should be set. Do not miss the opening kick off. Don't let up for a minute. No surrender peeps, we can do this...

[Kodiak]

No. Harbaugh is thinking SB and doesn't give a shit if Tomlin has another 9-7 season with no playoffs.

[Texas Black & Gold]

I tend to agree.
If the Rats can knock the Steelers out of the playoffs and thus avoid another potential match up with them, then they will play to win.
And yes, Harbaugh is thinking SB. Eliminating a quality defense is in the Rats best interest.

[Kodiak]

Eliminating a quality defense is in the Rats best interest.

PIT is like the 3rd or 4th best defense in the AFC playoffs....if they make it that far.

And we start a 3rd string QB. Harbaugh would LOVE to see us in the playoffs. You guys are delusional.

[Jobu]

Eliminating a quality defense is in the Rats best interest.

PIT is like the 3rd or 4th best defense in the AFC playoffs....if they make it that far.

And we start a 3rd string QB. Harbaugh would LOVE to see us in the playoffs. You guys are delusional.

What? You don’t think that teams fear Devlin Hodges and Mike “one and done” Tomlin in the playoffs?

[Lynch]

No way the Rats will just let us win week 17. No way they will "take it easy" on their starters vs. us. If you think they will, you haven't been paying attention for the last 20 or so years. They will play with reckless abandon to beat us IF we beat the Jets this week.

They know we are the only ones that can beat them in the post season. They will do everything possible to snuff us out. All superstitions need to go into full 100% effect for the next 2 weeks. No one let up. Your friend has to sit in "his" chair. You must place the towel EXACTLY as you know it should be set. Do not miss the opening kick off. Don't let up for a minute. No surrender peeps, we can do this...

I will be affixing my dick and ball sock with a rubber band, so as to guarantee perfect placement 100% of the time. I am strongly considering cutting a hole in the end of the sock, so I can take a leak during the game without removing the sock.

[COR-TEN]

No way the Rats will just let us win week 17. No way they will "take it easy" on their starters vs. us. If you think they will, you haven't been paying attention for the last 20 or so years. They will play with reckless abandon to beat us IF we beat the Jets this week.

They know we are the only ones that can beat them in the post season. They will do everything possible to snuff us out. All superstitions need to go into full 100% effect for the next 2 weeks. No one let up. Your friend has to sit in "his" chair. You must place the towel EXACTLY as you know it should be set. Do not miss the opening kick off. Don't let up for a minute. No surrender peeps, we can do this...

I will be affixing my dick and ball sock with a rubber band, so as to guarantee perfect placement 100% of the time. I am strongly considering cutting a hole in the end of the sock, so I can take a leak during the game without removing the sock.

Be sure to use the tightest rubber band you can find, and wrap it four or five times. In fact, be doubly sure and use a cable tie and a pair of pliers to pull it tight after the rubber band.

[Lynch]

No way the Rats will just let us win week 17. No way they will "take it easy" on their starters vs. us. If you think they will, you haven't been paying attention for the last 20 or so years. They will play with reckless abandon to beat us IF we beat the Jets this week.

They know we are the only ones that can beat them in the post season. They will do everything possible to snuff us out. All superstitions need to go into full 100% effect for the next 2 weeks. No one let up. Your friend has to sit in "his" chair. You must place the towel EXACTLY as you know it should be set. Do not miss the opening kick off. Don't let up for a minute. No surrender peeps, we can do this...

I will be affixing my dick and ball sock with a rubber band, so as to guarantee perfect placement 100% of the time. I am strongly considering cutting a hole in the end of the sock, so I can take a leak during the game without removing the sock.

Be sure to use the tightest rubber band you can find, and wrap it four or five times. In fact, be doubly sure and use a cable tie and a pair of pliers to pull it tight after the rubber band.

Not a bad idea. I've also considered regular old zip ties.

[TemporaryDuck]

I will be affixing my dick and ball sock with a rubber band, so as to guarantee perfect placement 100% of the time. I am strongly considering cutting a hole in the end of the sock, so I can take a leak during the game without removing the sock.

Be sure to use the tightest rubber band you can find, and wrap it four or five times. In fact, be doubly sure and use a cable tie and a pair of pliers to pull it tight after the rubber band.

Not a bad idea. I've also considered regular old zip ties.

Please don't make this your avatar.
But seriously, I bet a set up where you added some sort of piece of metal held with the cable tie could probably help getting HD antennae reception for those board members that won't pay for cable. Kind of a two-fer.