Bud Dupree eats moose c$%k
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strom detmer
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Bud Dupree eats moose c$%k
But he won the game with his TD. Dont believe me? watch the game again.
And also somewhere around 11:06 4th qtr the Bucs scored and returning from obligatory 3 commercial breaks (2 min each break) the announcing went something like "Bell," cue pictures of Bell looking hard as nails, then pics of sweaty Bell with steam and shit, old gay announcer then goes "Bell, trade rumors" Witten then goes on for an entire Steelers drive that had a first down catch by McDonald who previously had a stiff arm better than Bells cincy stiffy, Witten goes "Bell bell bell bell bell" all the fucking way through Jacksons TD that thankfully was called back by the Gods of football for ESPN's calculated faggotry of killing every Steelers fan vibe on this orb by saying Bell over 300 times in 4 minutes of game action. Trade him now please.
And also somewhere around 11:06 4th qtr the Bucs scored and returning from obligatory 3 commercial breaks (2 min each break) the announcing went something like "Bell," cue pictures of Bell looking hard as nails, then pics of sweaty Bell with steam and shit, old gay announcer then goes "Bell, trade rumors" Witten then goes on for an entire Steelers drive that had a first down catch by McDonald who previously had a stiff arm better than Bells cincy stiffy, Witten goes "Bell bell bell bell bell" all the fucking way through Jacksons TD that thankfully was called back by the Gods of football for ESPN's calculated faggotry of killing every Steelers fan vibe on this orb by saying Bell over 300 times in 4 minutes of game action. Trade him now please.
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You should probably change the title.
But yeah, I yelled at the TV more at Witten to shut up about Bell than I did anything else all game.
Other things I yelled at...
The continued talk about JC beating cancer.
The continued talk about JC "stepping in" for Bell.
The continued talk about how the Steelers "wouldn't pay Bell".
Artie Burns.
Cody Sensabaugh.
Artie Burns.
But yeah, I yelled at the TV more at Witten to shut up about Bell than I did anything else all game.
Other things I yelled at...
The continued talk about JC beating cancer.
The continued talk about JC "stepping in" for Bell.
The continued talk about how the Steelers "wouldn't pay Bell".
Artie Burns.
Cody Sensabaugh.
Artie Burns.
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strom detmer
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You are right, so I did.
Other things you were right about -
1. Artie Burns.
2. Cancer is like demonic names, the more you talk about someone beating it the more likely they are keg-standing outside a US Post team bus with barrel full of their old plasma coursing through their lungs.
3. Artie Burns sucks moose c#$k
4. Bud Dupree looks fucking good because TJ Watt is an animal.
5. Shazier is our MLB next year when we go 4-3 base
Other things you were right about -
1. Artie Burns.
2. Cancer is like demonic names, the more you talk about someone beating it the more likely they are keg-standing outside a US Post team bus with barrel full of their old plasma coursing through their lungs.
3. Artie Burns sucks moose c#$k
4. Bud Dupree looks fucking good because TJ Watt is an animal.
5. Shazier is our MLB next year when we go 4-3 base
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Strom Detmer wrote:You are right, so I did.
Other things you were right about -
1. Artie Burns.
2. Cancer is like demonic names, the more you talk about someone beating it the more likely they are keg-standing outside a US Post team bus with barrel full of their old plasma coursing through their lungs.
3. Artie Burns sucks moose c#$k
4. Bud Dupree looks fucking good because TJ Watt is an animal.
5. Shazier is our MLB next year when we go 4-3 base
I don't know if it works that way. When a hot girl shows up with her fat friend, the fat friend doesn't look better. She just gets invited to the party. That's kind of what happens with Watt and Dupree. Guys are paying attention to Watt and Dupree gets better access to table scraps.
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strom detmer
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Hey man, I was raised in West Aliquippa and the fat friend from Moon gets laid too, Ditka brought the ten commandments and the big wheel of no means yes down to our traveling all star team and we do not deviate. Watt/Dupree/Miss Frothingslosh = win
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Strom Detmer wrote:Hey man, I was raised in West Aliquippa and the fat friend from Moon gets laid too, Ditka brought the ten commandments and the big wheel of no means yes down to our traveling all star team and we do not deviate. Watt/Dupree/Miss Frothingslosh = win
Your logic is undeniable.
7forSteel wrote:You should probably change the title.
But yeah, I yelled at the TV more at Witten to shut up about Bell than I did anything else all game.
Other things I yelled at...
The continued talk about JC beating cancer.
The continued talk about JC "stepping in" for Bell.
The continued talk about how the Steelers "wouldn't pay Bell".
Artie Burns.
Cody Sensabaugh.
Artie Burns.
How about how they lavishly praised Tomlin in as an outstanding coach! Dungy even noted that Tomlin had complete control of the CBs in the room and that the probowlers in the secondary basically hung on his every word.
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alancac98 wrote:7forSteel wrote:You should probably change the title.
But yeah, I yelled at the TV more at Witten to shut up about Bell than I did anything else all game.
Other things I yelled at...
The continued talk about JC beating cancer.
The continued talk about JC "stepping in" for Bell.
The continued talk about how the Steelers "wouldn't pay Bell".
Artie Burns.
Cody Sensabaugh.
Artie Burns.
How about how they lavishly praised Tomlin in as an outstanding coach! Dungy even noted that Tomlin had complete control of the CBs in the room and that the probowlers in the secondary basically hung on his every word.
Pretty good praise from Dungy saying it took about 20 minutes to realize Mike would be a coach someday.
