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Steeldrama
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Anybody need a good laugh?
Shadeur Sanders was named to the Pro Bowl
Nick Markakis on Astros: "Every guy over there needs a beating."
They'd really be better off just naming a roster and being done with it. No one wants to play in the thing at this point. Especially vets who have been there, done that. Like, it was always somewhat of a joke but it's just an outright one now when all these guys can claim they were technically Pro Bowlers because like half the league just said no and they kept moving on down the line until someone said yes.
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Unbelievable.... here are your Pro Bowl QB stats
TDs 7
INTs 10
Rating 68.1
QBR 18.9
Completion % 56.7
Sacks 17 in 5 games
Hell, Flacco had better stats this year with 15 TD to 10 INTs 79 Rating and 60.3 completion %.
It's such a joke anymore
TDs 7
INTs 10
Rating 68.1
QBR 18.9
Completion % 56.7
Sacks 17 in 5 games
Hell, Flacco had better stats this year with 15 TD to 10 INTs 79 Rating and 60.3 completion %.
It's such a joke anymore
- Dan Smith--BYU
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WTF? Lawrence is the obvious alternative given Nix and Mahomes out but Rodgers wasn't asked?
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
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Little Kenny Pickett not available?
They likely asked a number of guys and went down the list until they somehow ended up with Shadeur. I think there was one Pro Bowl where they went down to the 9th AFC QB or something ridiculous like that to find someone willing to play in the game.Dan Smith--BYU wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 8:31 pmWTF? Lawrence is the obvious alternative given Nix and Mahomes out but Rodgers wasn't asked?
They don’t even play a game anymore, do they?CKSteeler wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 9:08 pmThey likely asked a number of guys and went down the list until they somehow ended up with Shadeur. I think there was one Pro Bowl where they went down to the 9th AFC QB or something ridiculous like that to find someone willing to play in the game.Dan Smith--BYU wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 8:31 pmWTF? Lawrence is the obvious alternative given Nix and Mahomes out but Rodgers wasn't asked?
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Sanders is much further down than 9th depending on the metric .... this could be the record for the furthest down they ever goCKSteeler wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 9:08 pmThey likely asked a number of guys and went down the list until they somehow ended up with Shadeur. I think there was one Pro Bowl where they went down to the 9th AFC QB or something ridiculous like that to find someone willing to play in the game.Dan Smith--BYU wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 8:31 pmWTF? Lawrence is the obvious alternative given Nix and Mahomes out but Rodgers wasn't asked?
Well, now people can stop making fun of the Mac Jones selection.
Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile...
If a Bear shits in the woods and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?Jobu wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 9:28 pmThey don’t even play a game anymore, do they?CKSteeler wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 9:08 pmThey likely asked a number of guys and went down the list until they somehow ended up with Shadeur. I think there was one Pro Bowl where they went down to the 9th AFC QB or something ridiculous like that to find someone willing to play in the game.Dan Smith--BYU wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 8:31 pmWTF? Lawrence is the obvious alternative given Nix and Mahomes out but Rodgers wasn't asked?
They do some shitty skills competition reminiscent of what they did before the game back in the early '00's. I think there's also a flag football game No one watches, no one cares. So guys opt out because fuck that nonsense.
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Guys used to go because it was Hawaii for a week with little real work or scheduled bs
Now these guys make enough money to go on their own
Now these guys make enough money to go on their own
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Hawaii was a special treat. Now it's usually the same city as the Super Bowl... Who really thinks a trip to Santa Clara in January/ February is better than Honolulu. The multi billion dollar NFL moved it because it was cheaper and reduced it to carnival games so now no decent players want to participate. Big surprise - not!SteelerDayTrader wrote: ↑Mon Jan 26, 2026 10:56 pmGuys used to go because it was Hawaii for a week with little real work or scheduled bs
Now these guys make enough money to go on their own
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Here’s an even better laugh from the chuckleheads over at,”ESPN’s First Take”
awfulannouncing
"I want to state for the record, and I'm not joking about this, I'm dead serious. I believe that Ryan Clark should've been interviewed for the [Pittsburgh Steelers head coaching] job." https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/20 ... -hc-job%2F
Holy shit!Steelafan77 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 27, 2026 3:30 pmHere’s an even better laugh from the chuckleheads over at,”ESPN’s First Take”![]()
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awfulannouncing
"I want to state for the record, and I'm not joking about this, I'm dead serious. I believe that Ryan Clark should've been interviewed for the [Pittsburgh Steelers head coaching] job." https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/20 ... -hc-job%2F
Seriously, ESPN is hot garbage…as is anything and everything touched by Disney.
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"I want to state for the record, and I'm not joking about this, I'm dead serious. I believe that Ryan Clark should've been interviewed for the [Pittsburgh Steelers head coaching] job." https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/20 ... -hc-job
Ryan Clark is literally the meanest worst sport journalist I have ever seen.
I'd consider Sonny Hostin before him. Both have the same personality disorder.
Ryan Clark is literally the meanest worst sport journalist I have ever seen.
I'd consider Sonny Hostin before him. Both have the same personality disorder.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
Nietzsche
Nietzsche
