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Thu Feb 05, 2026 7:57 pm

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The court jester and biggest braying jackass of Steelerfury wins.

Why?

The dumbfuck starts this thread and tallies phantom votes like a Dominion voting system.

The voting just stopped the last few hours and seems to have no deadline. It's 2020 all over again.

A small taste of what's to come with the release of the STD files.

Note that STD has no votes and is tabulating the votes. And apparently people are voting by osmosis. I have 5 votes to 95's 11....so I'm half the asshole 95 is. Seems about right. STD is getting the dead vote right now like any respectable Democrat. Your great yinzer uncle? Conservative all his lif...

If I win, I promise to post the STD Files that I have acquired. It'll be a level of weird and depraved that makes any current political scandal seem like...child's play or something I don't know.

I pointed out that the suit is for defamation - not the weak punch attempt. If Metcalf didn't go and accuse the guy of racism, there'd be no real there here. Also, what the fuck were the victim's damages save the temporary now disproven accusation of a racist taunt if no employer or person acted on ...

$100 million dollar suit for defamation, names Ochocinco among others. Steelers also named which I doubt cheap fuck Art II is happy about. They will settle without blinking to avoid any mess from this. Glazer is absent because his report included weasel words to avoid culpability despite adding plau...

Yeah stands to reason if Belichick not 1st ballot then Kraft should be time stamped as well Hand job Bob hardly squeaky clean And both Belichick and Kraft are giant dicks. That has something to do with the vote Kraft undoubtedly has made far fewer members of the media look stupid the way Belichick ...

Kaboly is out there suggesting that offensive coordinator "may" be the most important position on this staff. He's such a clown. McCarthy is going to install his scheme and call his own plays. It's like the people who lamented Teryl Austin when he was running Tomlin's defense for years. Only worse b...

Wait until they put up the gold statue of Tomlin outside the stadium and post their NHALS pennants.

I cannot imagine a guy named Decian Doyle ever being a successful head coach.

Pickens had twice the production and half of the drama as DK this season....them's the facts. But keep telling yourself trading Pickens while signing DK to a $150,000,000 contract was the right move. I don't think there's too many people besides maybe Tomlin himself who really support both those mo...

Do you think Tomlin spent enough time in his office to notice or care about outdated furniture? Probably have to blow the dust off most of it. LMFAO you beat me to it! But Tomlin did have that closet he was always holed up in "watching film". Let's just all come out and say it. How many times DID T...

...to get new furniture in McCarthy's office. Really going all in on modernizing things, ya know? Maybe a nice post-modern recliner from IKEA even for when McCarthy is getting his mid-day massages. The furniture in the coach's office apparently has been there since Cowher's time. I'd have to imagine...

I kind of want McCarthy to win a playoff game his first season. Otherwise, the narrative will revert back to sucking Jibba’s cock again Buck Cluck winning a playoff game this year further makes Jibbs look bad. We all know Dunce Rooney is going to give him a few years at least. Might as well win a p...

I'm completely on board with McCarthy assembling the D-Team here. They'll primarily be dicking down Steelers fans every week. I've already said it, but you should be hoping for this to all fail spectacularly at this point because absolute and utter humiliation is the only thing that will force Art ...

I'm completely on board with McCarthy assembling the D-Team here. They'll primarily be dicking down Steelers fans every week. I've already said it, but you should be hoping for this to all fail spectacularly at this point because absolute and utter humiliation is the only thing that will force Art I...

But I heard Pickens has a bad attitude. It could cause him to do something crazy like go fight a fan in the stands and get suspended for two crucial games that almost cost the Steelers a playoff spot. Oh wait... There were some of us who pointed out that Metcalf was basically very similar to Picken...

The job that intrigues me with regards to this is Buffalo. You'd have to think that if Tomlin stepped aside for at least some of the motives that have been attributed to him publicly, like say he felt unappreciated, he'd be salivating over that Bills job. I mean, yea I don't think Tomlin really make...

You also understand that the Hall of Fame changed the voting rules a few years ago and made it very hard to elect everybody. I think it’s going to be much harder to get first ballot guys elected and even more so for coaches and contributors who are now lumped in with seniors Like, Bill Belichick ha...

https://x.com/i/status/2016559282422980863 I'll reiterate - this just isn't even going to be considered due to the schematic change Schwartz would almost certainly demand. You'd have to retool the defense quite significantly to make that happen and we are at a stage where it's abundantly clear Art ...

Jim Schwartz - dedicated 4-3 guy with his own twist on it he's well known for. Art II and by extension the yes-man used car salesman Mike McCarthy - determined to run everything back just like every year in recent memory and have no desire to switch from the 3-4 and ask tough questions about key or ...

https://x.com/i/status/2016559282422980863 I'll reiterate - this just isn't even going to be considered due to the schematic change Schwartz would almost certainly demand. You'd have to retool the defense quite significantly to make that happen and we are at a stage where it's abundantly clear Art ...

Okay, between the players on the edge of losing eligibility, and what I just heard about them changing the rules (this year or last? Recently) so coaches only have to wait a year vs. 5 for players, I agree. Chuck Noll waited five. Vince Lombardi, Bill Walsh and Shula waited 5 and even after that we...

Like, Bill Belichick has two fists full of Super Bowl rings. You cannot even begin to tell the story of the last 26 years of the NFL without mentioning him. It's not even possible. There's no contributor or any player who has been waiting who deserved a vote before him. This is absolute insanity an...

You also understand that the Hall of Fame changed the voting rules a few years ago and made it very hard to elect everybody. I think it’s going to be much harder to get first ballot guys elected and even more so for coaches and contributors who are now lumped in with seniors Like, Bill Belichick ha...

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Wed Jan 28, 2026 4:36 am

I hope the rest of the league is stocked up on lube.

I'd imagine ass raping the Steelers every week raw would get quite painful. They should reach out to Diddy's supplier.

If the Browns don’t promote Jim Schwartz you absolutely need to get on the phone with him, and amazing D-Coach and it would fucking stick it to the Stains… They're sticking with the 3-4 for a variety of reasons not the least of which is that the owner is delusional and almost certainly was looking ...

You also understand that the Hall of Fame changed the voting rules a few years ago and made it very hard to elect everybody. I think it’s going to be much harder to get first ballot guys elected and even more so for coaches and contributors who are now lumped in with seniors Like, Bill Belichick ha...

And he fumbled in the Super Bowl with the Steelers in position to take the lead I mean, to be blunt Mendenhall could say whatever dumb shit he'd want and embraced by Steelers fans for the rest of his life without that fumble had they won. He was a big part of winning against the Jets. But he did fu...

This is one of the more IMO, solomonic articles out there right now. Snip: https://triblive.com/sports/tim-benz-art-rooney-iis-comments-about-mike-mccarthy-revealing-in-spots-frustrating-in-others/ Just don’t bring back Rodgers. If people really are concerned about McCarthy being nothing more than ...