In an effort to quell backlash following a dull listless post, controversial yet often informative poster, Jobu (named after a black-magic practicing plastic troll doll, whom I love, seriously that hair! Amazeballs. I digress!) proclaimed last evening the story of a worse post getting revenge on a t...

In upcoming TMZ filming Harrison is going to explore exactly who these dishonest little sons of bitches think they’re fooling by claiming they sat down and watched the whole damn season. There’s even some rare footage of a few of these pieces of shit talking about Harrison's depiction of Mike Tomli...

Ka BONG! I hate you for figuring out life faster than me. However I was able to channel that hatred into a KABONG type of chess tournament in my mind where only I am allowed to play Nick Nolte and where you yell KABONG as loud as you can in the hopes that Denver somehow someway somewhere invents a t...

I remember when Justin Strzelcyzk told me his last name had 3 vowels, and that the red belt went past the graveyard from Night Of The Living Dead. I was 7, yet I knew he would have thrived in a post-apocalyptic Pittsburgh as our Warlord / Mayor. Meanwhile my bus stop which was red belt adjacent was ...

Sanders injury cost us the Packers Super Bowl. More than Pouncey. Keep in mind we drafted him before Antonio by ALOT, for a reason. If not this season, NEXT PS Sanu will not make plays when they need them. Sanders is still lethal. Whatever. These refs are WWE at best. I am so glad fake wrestling has...

Bruce Arians Steelers coach 2004-2011...... 15- 1 11- 5 SUPER BOWL CHAMPS 2006 Motorcycle Wreck - HC Burnout 2007 BullshitTomlin vs Jags SUPERBOWL CHAMPS - Greatest Steelers Drive Ever LOST TROY FOR THE SEASON GAME 1 - 9-7 SUPERBOWL LOSS (Mendenhall fumble from hell) 12-4 TEBOW LOSS Coincidence or n...

My season tickets are in 117 row G. The exact section that after Polamalu sealed our ticket to the Super Bowl vs the Cardinals that James Farrior, and James Harrison bum rushed our section and then crowd dived into us like Kurt fucking Cobain at Trees Hall in Dallas. The entire section went ballisti...

Oh Ice, if only you could see me sitting here visibly excited for the thrilling hour ahead as I offer a detailed account of my recent and past sexual assaults at the hands of one Mike Tomlin. Obviously my primary concern is upholding the Steelers' reputation and recount accurately and in explicit de...

Rape.

The Killer J's ; Conner, Schuster, Samuels have each felt a tug on their leash by our esteemed fandom. Much as a 2005 Jerome Bettis found himself seduced by various unspeakable yet seductive odors; and the many temptations offered by single mother's in Volkswagons. Still Bettis remained steadfast in...

"Calling it the most reliable sign of an at-risk marriage, a study released Monday by the University of Maryland found that uttering the phrase, “Marriage is hard work,” was the number one predictor of divorce. “Our research shows that expressing a sentiment such as, ‘No one said marriage would...

This topic - meh Prognostication must be unveiled in poetic quatrain anything else is fucking BORING. Come, fill the Cup, and in the fire of Spring Your Winter garment of Repentance fling: The Bird of Time has but a little way To flutter—and the Turk finds Brad Wing This was an actual quote from Nos...

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape, not young money crew. Just saying.

Good fucking riddance. Three highlights in their decade of futility and irresponsible pay days are still lodged in my pleasure center; Ben nod at the line to Wallace, dimwit's catch against his helmet to beat Ravens, and dimwit getting flattened by Burfict during Bengal epic implosion. Let the Devin...

Now that is a fucking Steel Phantom era kick ass post!
B too B sir you should eat as much delicious, salty food as you want and cut fucking loose.
I officially forgive you for ramming Jamie Collins down our throats, PS - Shazier's comeback will include playing croquet with Ivan Drago's kid's skull.

"The King and the land are one," - Merlin the Gay Wizard of Camelot As I half-heartedly farted during the Red Zone TD compilation of week 6 last year I had a thought, and after that thought I threw away my canned gumbo, but then the next thought was, " Fucking A this Steelers defense ...

3 Raven defenders will leave this game.
1 Steelers defender will be hurt while eating gristle.

Steelers 31
Ravens 0

"Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy a helicopter and land right next to it. " - Diamond David Lee Roth the gay lead singer of Van Halen Beware, my friends, for the tale I bring before you now contains terrors so horrid, so nightmarish, so disturbing that readers under 12 may be hau...

TB where has this been hiding? MORE!

Conner and company endangering people as they compete with pure malice is becoming this teams identity. Maddened into irrational spasms of carnage and gore by the smell of fresh blood in the second half leads to the oppositions defensive players being carted off. Defenses are finding themselves in a...

Groundhog Day (all apologies) Andy Reid awakes chained to a croquet wicket behind waffle house, he is covered in kerosene. The laminated waffle house menu is stuck to his hair which is smothered and covered in kerosene and blueberry syrup. As he stares into the mirror in the waffle house bathroom he...

around 11:06 in the 4th qtr the Bucs scored to "make it a game" and cut the lead to like 10 or so, normally (93-2004) we would win this game like 110 times out of 111. We would often relax at the bar and look for single mother's who had cropped their Ham jersey or begin inventing different...

Gentleman the "gay" starts and ends with Thomas Tull being minority owner. That dude had cast members of "Twilight: on Steelers side lubes, I mean lines. The hot chick in that series is gay as hell and the rest are men who play pretend for money. Uhm.... that was a decade ago these da...

WE! I knew it, advanced AI or 12th level Illuminati has had control of this board since the Harrison interception derailed the script the Sumerians had printed up on one of the emerald tablets detailing Fitzgeralds win and then ascension in full game pads into the after life. Seriously though, I am ...

Hey man, I was raised in West Aliquippa and the fat friend from Moon gets laid too, Ditka brought the ten commandments and the big wheel of no means yes down to our traveling all star team and we do not deviate. Watt/Dupree/Miss Frothingslosh = win

I do not know much about Voo Doo or how much it has to do with how Tomlin beat out Russ Grimm for the HC job, I just know that what ever fucking black cat Rosenhaus murdered to get Miami to pay Wallace has got to be behind the fan idiocy that is gonna make Colbert have to seriously have every starti...

You are right, so I did. Other things you were right about - 1. Artie Burns. 2. Cancer is like demonic names, the more you talk about someone beating it the more likely they are keg-standing outside a US Post team bus with barrel full of their old plasma coursing through their lungs. 3. Artie Burns ...

But he won the game with his TD. Dont believe me? watch the game again. And also somewhere around 11:06 4th qtr the Bucs scored and returning from obligatory 3 commercial breaks (2 min each break) the announcing went something like "Bell," cue pictures of Bell looking hard as nails, then p...

I have said it for a while if we are making any big changes after the season, the first and most prescient one would be to can Colbert. Unlike many who over react weekly here, if you conduct a thoughtful and balanced evaluation on Colbert s performance over the past 5 years it has been under whelmi...

Dupree decimated the Bengals last two drives, he blew up multiple dbl teams vs lions, i saw one run where he may have stepped inside and lost the edge. Not to mention he hits like a truck. Some of you have Browns front office level talent evaluation.